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Flavours and Fun - Equius

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You walked into the gym with your boxed surprise in hand, eyeing all the people, humans and trolls alike, as they did their workout and training with enthusiasm. Your matesprit had been working as a personal trainer here for over half a sweep (or a year) now and you hated to admit it, but this was your first time actually visiting your boyfriend while he was working. With your studies taking up your entire schedule, you didn’t have that much time on your schedule to spend a day, let alone an afternoon, with the troll of your life. Now that you had no courses for the day, you decided to take this opportunity to see what exactly he does on a daily basis.

You looked around and tried to find your muscular matesprit or at least the (guy/girl) he worked with. You had better luck with the latter, as you found your (h/c) pal drinking water on a bench near the treadmills by the window. You grinned and snuck behind xer. Xe was taking another sip of xer water, when you poked xer on the sides and caused xer to jump up and spit out xer water. Xe turned to face you and gave a playful-like glare.

“Having fun laughing at me over there?” xe asked as you burst into a fit of laughter over xer reaction. You wiped a fake tear away, calming down while (f/n) smiled slightly.

“Sorry (f/n),” you apologized after taking a breath. You then sat down next to your friend. “I didn’t mean to scare you like that. Long time no see, huh?”

Xe rolled xer eyes in response.

“You bet.” xe said with a small smirk. “You missed out so much on my life. I’ve got a (wife/husband), 20 kids and I live a glorious life in Beverly Hills! What about you?”

“What’s that, sunny?” you replied in an elderly woman’s voice, sounding old and tired. “My hearing aid has been acting up lately and I can’t understand what people say anymore!”

Xe started laughing alongside you, covering xer mouth while you clutched your stomach. Having been best friends aka moirails with (f/n) for as long as you can remember, you two were as close as George the Monkey was with the man in yellow (you always forgot his name though) and no one would ever try to separate you two. They would have to reap your souls out and even then, you would still be inseparable. You supposed that it was the “Golden Aspect” of having a moirail him (f/n).

You ceased your laughter and (f/n) eyed your white box tied with a dark blue ribbon with a small grin.

“Awww, you show up at the gym I work out at AND you bring a present for me?” xe teased. “You shouldn’t have, my favourite little shit!”

You did a major eye roll and smirked a little.

“You wish.” you answered back. “It’s a little present I made for Equius, since he’s been working hard and everything.”

“Oh my, someone’s going to occupy the bucket tonight!”

“(f/n), shut up.” you said, smiling slightly despite the small facepalm you did. “No buckets will be used tonight.”

“Oh yeah, and we all know why, huh?” xe cooed, wriggling xer eyebrows. You playfully punched xer arm and xe chuckled, rubbing where you hit xer.

“Sorry, forgot it was supposed to be a surprise for tonight.”

“May I ask what surprise you two are discussing?"        

You jumped up slightly at the unexpected voice, looking up to see the person you least expected to see – well, not really least expected, since you DID expect to see him at his own workplace.

“Oh, hi Equius!” you said, standing up on the bench and bending slightly to kiss his cheek, making him flush a deep blue color. Xe grinned slightly and stood up.

“Well, while you two lovebirds catch up, I’ll be heading home to relax. Catch you two soon!” xe said, winking at you as xe walked off with a smile. Equius looked at you through his broken sunglasses with a raised eyebrow.

“Forgive me, but what was all that about?” Equius asked, feeling something suspicious was going on. You smiled slightly and poked his cheek.

“Nothing really, we just had a small discussion is all.” you said in a simple manner, making his suspicion grow. You nudged the box towards him. “I made you a present at home after grocery shopping. Open it!”

You couldn’t really tell, but you had a feeling his eyes widened, because you noticed both of his eyebrows rise up at the same time. He stared at the box for a few seconds before carefully taking it and looked back at you.

“I deeply appreciate the thought put in this mysterious package tied by a ribbon and I know that the concept of receiving a gift is to open it yourself, but would mind taking the honours of undoing the ribbon for me?” he said with a small blush. “I fear ruining the box and ribbon if I do these actions on my own.”

You smiled and nodded, knowing that he could unconsciously use his strength to break things without meaning to do so. You took one end of the soft, smooth ribbon and pulled on it, undoing the ribbon and undoing the box to reveal 24 homemade blueberry muffins. Equius blushed even more as he stared at the delicious-looking goods.

“This is all for me to eat?”

“Yes Equius, it is.”

You glanced at his face and noticed the beads of sweat starting to stroll down from his forehead and skin. He realized this and gestured for you to take the box back, which you did in a hurry before his sweat reached the muffins. You doubted he wanted to taste a part of himself in the muffin.

“Want to go home and wipe yourself with a towel while in the car?”

“That would be much appreciated, (y/n), thank you.”

****

You got home after a long, sweaty drive (thank goodness he always packed towels with him to wipe) and you were now relaxing in the living room next to each other on the couch as you watched a documentary on horses, or hoofbeasts in troll’s words, on Animal Planet. After much debate on whether to give part two of the surprise or not, you decided to do so and asked your curious yet unsuspecting matesprit to wait in the living room so that you could go to the bathroom to fetch what was needed while he ate the last muffin from all the ones you made. You rushed over to the bathroom and took the object, eyeing it with a small; hopefully smile, before hiding it behind your back as you walked back to the living room.

“Equius, do you trust me?”

“Well of course I do! We wouldn’t be in a healthy matespriteship if neither of us trusted each other, right?”

“Good point. So would you trust me if I told you to close your eyes and hold out your hands?”

“Why do you wish for me to do such a thing?”        

“Please trust me and do so, okay dear?”

After looking at you for a few seconds, he nodded and closed his eyes shut and held his hands out, palms facing you. You placed the small, skinny object in his palms, placing his fingers over it to feel the slightly rough, yet smooth texture.

“You may open your eyes now.”

He opened his eyes and looked down at what was placed in his hands, staring at it in confusion.

“(y/n), what is this?”

“Equius, do you remember that one time we did human mating?”

He slowly nodded in response.

“Well, do you remember what I said could happen during human mating?”

“Uhhh… you did say something about ‘pregnancy’ and compared it to you being a mother grub holding a human grub known as an infant inside of you… why?”

“Well… long story short, it is happening.”

“Wait, what?”

“I’m pregnant. We’re having our own baby- grub, our own grub!”

And with that said, Equius went in a state of shock, falling to the ground with a thud as he passed out.

“Equius? Damn… That may form a dent on the floor. Oh well!”
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